Edison: THE PILE

Ever wanted to summon 6 Synchro Monsters in 1 turn... In Edison?

To win a game with a board where every monster zone has a Synchro Monster?

Today I bring you  Ṭ̨͈̯͉͕̜̦̠͇̞̭̗̑̆ͦ̇ͩ̇̆͌ͭ͐ͮ̚͘͘̚ͅh̃ͣ͠ȩ̡̡͔͔̦̥͇̺ͣ̈̀͛͋̌ P̞̥͢ḭ̵̵̡̢̛̛̥͙̪͔̘̳̦̖̫̻̙̬͙̼͌̐͒̀͆̓̆̿̉ͯͯ́ͤ̔̀̆ͯͮ̕͞l̵̵̴̥̙̣̭͈̞͔̠̀ͩ̃ͭ͗͒ͤ̎ͥ̿͑̆̚͜͜͠͡ě̢̡̛͙̻̯̳̞̘͙̯̖ͯ̅̑͒̇̌̇̐̽ͪ͐̐̈́͑̉̌͜͟͟͢͞  :D :D

Q: What in Ra am I looking at?
A: The Pile :D

Q: No but really what does this thing even do?
A: It finds [Magical Merchant], all the while fending off the opponent's plays with Synchros, and when the time is right, it sets [Magical Merchant], mills 40 cards, and takes a turn so combo-licious that it'd make a 2026 Synchro-player Blush! :D

Q: How am I supposed to find a [Magical Merchant] in this mess??
A: First, you have a 5% chance of just winning the game turn 1 which is nice... But! If you don't draw Merchant immediately, you have many searchers! In fact, if you factor in all ways to Merchant, you have about an ~81% chance of opening a way to it!

Q: Okay, but what if I don't wanna play set and pass all game?
A: With all the combo extension tools that you have (Deepsea Diva, Blackwings, Zombies, Gallus, and the Flamvells), you have loaaads of way to start synchro-summoning right off the bat! 

Q: Why would I expose myself or my loved ones to this horror?
A: Scaring people is fun :D

Q: Okay but surely this can't be optimal, you have like [Time Wizard] in the deck!
A: There's nothing more fun than seeing your opponent wince as they realise they have to [Solemn Judgment] your [Time Wizard] as to not risk losing a game to a [Time Wizard] >:D

Q: Okay, sure, but there's no way this deck wins though, right?
A: >:)

Q: There's no way this wins, right??
A: >:)

Q: You're telling me that this PILE can compete??
A: Weeellll... It depends on your opponents. Really good players will understand how to smoke this deck after a game or two, once they realise what you're up to... But less experienced players, or players who aren't in a mindspace to deal with eldrich trickery... They will probably fear this thing.

Q: So I don't have to worry about this thing at tournaments at least, then.
A: >:)

Q: Oh you got to be kidding me why would you put yourself and others through this??
A: >:D >:D