Hello fellow Yu-Gi-Oh! Players. Did you just accidentally wanted to search for boring Meta decks but somehow got into my ****** side; then well what a welcome suprise. This deck is one of the simplest and funniest decks that you have ever seen. I have run a countless amounts of tests and I say that it is a deck that kills fast and efficient (if they don't play magic zylinder). But don't take my word. Take the words of our specialists called my friends (just kiddin, I have no friends ) and if you like it or support those braindead idea of mine, just leave a like or comment something for me to know so that I can post more of those abominations. And if you have questions about this deck, just comment bellow and i'll answer them as quick as possible.
How the deck works is simple. Even me monke brain understands this. Effektive Going 1st and 2nd, be assured that you're opponents will die as easy as possible by beating them with some 20k beatsticks for you being able to have lunch while otheres are sweating to win the match. And the best thing is that it is cheap. I made this deck as cheap as possible for you guys so that even the brokest of people (me included) can afford a competetive meta deck. I am talking to the brokest of the broke, the people that want to have the most fun with the least money to dab on the corpses of the meta players that paid hundreds and hundreds of dollars for crappy cardboard. *dab* And for the rich people out there that play gucci or louis vuitton there are some extra variants that you can play by putting your average op cards in it. Without further a do let's get right into it.
What's the strat?
Firstly be a gentleman and ask them whether they want going first or second. For you it doesn't matter but going 2nd is most of the time funnier because you can then run them over with your beatsticks.
Rules and Card effects are:
Try to get network resolving at all costs.
You can summon only one monster after network is resolved(but you can set 1 extra)
Always throw the kaiju at the opponents side before activating network.
You can only activate network if you control now monsters.
Psychic Fervor must be the last chain if not you'll die from Lp loss.
All your numerons cards get banished if they were not used for summon material in end phase.
Don't summon more monsters than neccessary to otk because of network and nibiru can screw you up longtime.
If you activate Kaiju slumber give yourself the Light machine one first before giving the other one the normal light thunder one.
Going 1st you usually just summon 3 gates out of network to avoid nibiru and then go into zexal (a cheap trick for a cheap deck). and try to resolve gamma by negating a handtrap or activating Hope to draw additional cards to otk your opponents next turn with your drawn cards. Or just summon Inspector Boarder, set and pass. Works almost every time.
Going 2nd you usually make it a little bit more interesting. Firstly you have to get rid of the problematic monsters. If you drew a kaiju and your opponents summoned a monster just tribute the one that negates and then activate the eff of numeron network. No worries you'll draw it I made sure that this deck is filled of to the brimm with cards that search it and if not just resolve mystic mine (teeheehee). The strat is to bring out the gates because, if you haven't figured out yet. It's skystriker. ok ok I'll stop. Almost all of the monsters this deck has are light and machines what makes them perfect targets for having otk potential by activating Limiter removal, Psychic-Fervor, Honest or vic viper t301. The trick is to get the atk of your monsters on field as high as possible. The effect that boosts atk the least must be activated as the latest chain so that the atk will be as high as possible. And if you have problems getting over monsters or fear of backrow you can always use your extradeck. Mekk knight astram being a light with the eff to gain atk when attacking a special summoned monster (Kaiju *cough cough*) and Megaclops being machine make them viable with the doubling atk cards so that they will ensure you to kill them in one turn. And if you have kaiju slumber and two cards that boosts atk for example honest and limiter remover your monster's atk will get up to 13200atk which will roll over your opponents monster with ease.
The rest is self-explanatory.
Bonus for the ones reading this far:
You can spice this budget deck up by putting money cards in it to make it even better but more expensive. I would highly suggest putting magicians souls(with dogmatika fleur de lis) to get rid of unnecassary copys of network in your hand. This card will also allow you to play relinquished anima. Effect veiler although not expensive will also allow you to go into needlefiber and then selene and with the spells you discarded threw souls you'll be able to summon access code talker that is in itself a beast. A perfect addition to the main would also be forbidden droplet which in bonus of negation, reduces the opponents atk. Don't forget AA Zeus after overlaying into zexal and stunning your opponents. Guess what? Zeus is Light-Machine! And where should I begin with the side? Lightningstorm and so on and so on...
And if you came this far let me tell you a secret. Did you know that the Invoked Engines bossmonsters Invoked Mechaba is a Light Machine?!?! and that aleister has a effect that further doubles the atk? If you like me to show you the Invoked version of the deck let me know in the comments. Wish you a happy 2021!
Edit: HOLY ****! HOLY ****! I just realized now that Drytrons are LIGHT-MACHINE. How come I have just noticed yet. So now you can choose from Invoked, Numeron and Drytron-Light-Machine OTK! I'll probably make one Invoked and Drytron one sooner or later. I look forward to it. See ya!!!
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