Time Wizard Turbo

Today I decided to finally post my favorite joke deck of all time, Time wizard Turbo. Sometimes locals/ranked matches can feel like a drag, it's the same meta decks every time you go, so it just absolutely brightens your day when the Spright player makes Elf to revive Time Wizard, and makes Gigantic to summon one from the deck. Or when the deck uses the Bystial cards to make Beatrice... then pitches Desparado Barrel dragon to add Time Wizard from the deck to hand. This deck has plenty of unexpected plays that look meta untill Time wizard starts flooding the board slowly. The deck's sole purpose is to be a good laugh. Anywho, onto the combos.

Firstly we have the spright cards. Time Wizard is a level 2, so they were perfect. Firstly, I should state that Cynet mining is in here to add Draconnet to the hand. Draconnet summons Melffy rabby from the deck, a level 2. So it's a spright extender, most people though, are expecting you to start adding Salamangreat or Mathmech cards. You first make Sprind, who sends TW from the deck to the gy. Then you make Elf who puts that TW onto your board. Then you overlay both link monsters into Gigantic, then detatch a material to summon another TW from the deck. Or, after reviving with Elf, you instead activate Inferno reckless summon to summon 2 TW from your hand/deck/gy for a total of 3 time wizard.

Next is bystial. During your opponent's turn, summon Magnamuht, who will let you add Druisworm and summon it. Now, at the start of your turn, you can make Beatrice. Detatch a material from Beatrice to send Desperado barrel dragon from your deck to the gy, it's effect will then trigger adding Time Wizard from your deck to your hand. This can be shortened if you just draw Foolish Burial to send Desperado barrel dragon.

Next up is fusion summoning. For this we have Cyberstein who can summon a TWOT before being linked off for sprind/elf.

Frightfur fusion adds polymerization and an edge imp to fuse with. 

Theres instant fusion for an instant TWOT

And lastly you can just draw into magicallized fusion to fuse with a Time wizard that was sent to the gy.

Next we have the unreleased cards. Ohime and Arabesque. They protect TW/TWOT from destroying itself so that it can reliably use its effect every turn. These cards aren't out yet, but I added them to the list anyways.

Finally we have win condition. The obvious choice here if you scroll down to look at the extra deck for a second, is to burn your opponent to death with Time Wizard of Tomorrow. Jokes aside, it's Selene into Accesscode since Time Wizard is a spellcaster. And theres also Beatrice/Gigantic into Zeus to give you a clear shot at game if your opponent thought your deck had no win con and was goofing slacking to see what your deck could do. I decided on these two though because Zeus wipes things like Time wizard does so it fit with the theme, and you need Time wizard to enable Selene to go into Accesscode. I had to make sure Time Wizard was a piece of every win con.

Well thats all on this deck. Sadly, it's way over priced for a joke deck, so if you happen to have the pricy cards from your tournament decks, then I definately reccomend you buy the few cheap cards you need to make the deck so you can spice up the locals next time you go. There's just one thing you meed to remember though, this is a coin flip based deck, so remember the chant "Tails never fails!" To increace your odds of calling the flip from 50% to 80%. As alwayse, hope you enjoy!