This is actual Aromages; pure Aromages. Lonefire Blossom into Evil Thorn into two other Evil Thorns into Aromaseraphy Jasmine. Gain LP to use Jasmine to search Laurel, your free special summon. He can be bumped up or down as you wish. Special summon him to a zone she points to, then tribute him off for whatever you like. Talaya protects from destruction by card effects, Aromaseraphy Sweet Marjoram protects from targeting, Aromaseraphy Jasmine protects from battle, normal Marjoram protects from taking damage. simple enough. No it's not going to be putting up insane boards turn one, but if you draw right and grind, you can make your plant waifus nearly untouchable.
In case the game gets simplified to unga bunga big number go bonk, Ancient Sacred Wyvern can help. If your opponent likes special summoning from hand, slap them with a 1000 LP tax on it with Queen of Thorns. Cauldron is just to help with LP, but in case you go up against Mystic Mine and you have it, tell them to f*** off by playing it and watching them burn. Remember to chain block; all the Aromage effects will activate at the same time and are mandatory, though a lot of them are soft once per turn. Homemade and fun, enjoy the deck from the Mommy Marjoram to the basically free recycling of plants from the grave.
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