A deck I made based on the absurdity of the concept, until it actually worked.
Strat Summary:
Play Cardians normally and try to discard Ojamagic. This will let you add Ojama Green, Yellow, and Black to your hand, then activate Polymerization to make Ojama King. With any luck, you should have Lightflare or Lightshower next to it. Make sure to check for the right positions with Ojama Country, Lightflare can still be a defensive powerhouse while under Country.
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