Mr EatsKFCalot

Welcome to the table. I'm KFC — fried, flamed, and always face-down in your soul. I don’t play decks, I pilot statements. You won’t find me netdecking meta — I build off instinct, stubbornness, and disrespect for tier lists.

Monarchs? Been tributing since you were still normal summoning.
Kashtira? Love 'em or hate 'em, I make 'em poetic.
Lockdowns? Call it unfair — I call it game design.

I run a tight Discord, a tighter board state, and I’m allergic to casual duels that don't end in ragequits.